I do, however, have an assistant. She is the most lovely girl. She has pointy ears and a toothy grin. She loves getting her paychecks and does anything I ask. She goes with me on appointments and, with the utmost love, affection, and devotion, I use her as bait (very safely of course). She sits excitedly in the backseat of my car anticipating her next doggie- introduction. I could not do my job without her. She never calls in sick, and always has a big smile on her face.
Her name is Bobbie and I adore her.